MIKE WOZNIAK
GENERAL ON-SALE NOW OPEN
GENERAL ON-SALE
NOW OPEN
Mike Wozniak
The Bench
New stand-up tour show from Mike Wozniak in which a story about a bench will be prominent. Previous experience of or strong opinions about benches not required. Let Mike worry about that.
As seen on Taskmaster, Man Down and Junior Taskmaster. As heard on Three Bean Salad podcast.
“Deliciously distinctive fun… The story of Wozniak might be the shaggiest of shaggy dog stories you will ever hear”
The Evening Standard
“Wozniak is a great crafter of a story… A great performer with an interesting style”
The Skinny
“A comic of adorably skewwhiff charm”
The Times
“Wozniak has a talent for [the] slightly absurd… a charming storyteller with a splash of the surreal”
The i Newspaper
June 2026
4 EXETER Comedy Festival
SOLD OUT
5 BASINGSTOKE Haymarket
SOLD OUT
7 BRIGHTON Theatre Royal
SOLD OUT
JULY 2026
4 AMSTERDAM
Boom Chicago Comedy Festival
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AUGUST 2026
6-16 EDINBURGH FRINGE FESTIVAL
Assembly Hall
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September 2026
9 SWANSEA Grand Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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10 OXFORD Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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11 LIVERPOOL Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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12 YORK The Grand Opera House - EXTRA DATE
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13 MANCHESTER Opera House - EXTRA DATE
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18 CARMARTHEN Lyric Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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20 CARDIFF New Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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22 NEWCASTLE Tyne Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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23 EDINBURGH The Queen’s Hall - EXTRA DATE
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26 LEEDS Grand Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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October 2026
1 WORTHING Pavilion Theatre
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2 SOUTHEND Palace Theatre
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4 ABERYSTWTH Arts Centre Theatre
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7 SHEFFIELD Memorial Hall - EXTRA DATE
SOLD OUT
8 LEEDS City Varieties
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13 SOUTHPORT Comedy Festival
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14 NOTTINGHAM Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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16 PLYMOUTH Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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22 GREYSTONES The Whale
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23 KILLARNEY INEC
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25 GALWAY Róisín Dubh - EXTRA DATE
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NOVEMBER 2026
5 LONDON The London Palladium - EXTRA DATE
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11 BIRMINGHAM Town Hall - EXTRA DATE
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12 COVENTRY Warwick Arts Centre - EXTRA DATE
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TOUR EXTENDED INTO 2027
JANUARY 2027
28 SALISBURY Playhouse
ON SALE FRIDAY
30 BARNSTAPLE Queen’s Theatre
ON SALE FRIDAY
31 BRISTOL Old Vic
ON SALE 2 JULY
FEBRUARY 2027
2 CREWE Lyceum
ON SALE FRIDAY
3 BUXTON Opera House
ON SALE FRIDAY
4 SHEFFIELD Memorial Hall
ON SALE FRIDAY
7 LOUGHBOROUGH Town Hall
ON SALE FRIDAY
26 BRIDPORT Electric Palace
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27 POOLE Lighthouse
ON SALE FRIDAY
28 BATH Komedia
ON SALE FRIDAY
MARCH 2027
3 NORWICH Playhouse
ON SALE SOON
4 NORWICH Playhouse
ON SALE SOON
10 NORTHAMPTON Royal & Derngate
ON SALE FRIDAY
11 DUNSTABLE Grove
ON SALE FRIDAY
12 CHELMSFORD Civic Theatre
ON SALE FRIDAY
18 COVENTRY Warwick Arts Centre
ON SALE FRIDAY
19 DURHAM Gala
ON SALE FRIDAY
20 GLASGOW Citizens
ON SALE SOON
21 ABERDEEN Lemon Tree
ON SALE SOON
24 WATFORD Palace Theatre
ON SALE FRIDAY
25 BRIGHTON Theatre Royal
ON SALE FRIDAY
APRIL 2027
14 SOUTHEND Palace Theatre
ON SALE FRIDAY
15 IPSWICH Corn Exchange
ON SALE FRIDAY
16 BIRMINGHAM Town Hall
ON SALE FRIDAY
22 CHESTERFIELD The Winding Wheel Theatre
ON SALE FRIDAY
23 LANCASTER Grand
ON SALE FRIDAY
24 HULL Town Hall
ON SALE FRIDAY
MAY 2027
5 SWINDON Wyvern Theatre
ON SALE FRIDAY
6 BASINGSTOKE Haymarket
ON SALE FRIDAY
14 GUILDFORD G Live
ON SALE FRIDAY
15 PORTSMOUTH New Theatre Royal
ON SALE FRIDAY
16 ISLE OF WIGHT Shanklin Theatre
ON SALE FRIDAY
20 CORBY Cube
ON SALE FRIDAY
21 LEAMINGTON SPA Royal Spa Centre
ON SALE FRIDAY
22 YEOVIL Westlands
ON SALE FRIDAY
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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.